The Bloody Mess
>>62183240 Slowly back away, don't make any sudden movements. >>62186809 No, don't be afraid! This motherhubber haunts your fucking crypt. Take your shirt off, throw that shit on the ground and be ready to throw punches. If he floats nearer shout obscenities and mewl louldly, lewdly. Make him wish he was alive just so he could unalive himself all over again from awkwardness. >>62206921 Uh, hi?
Your mind is all over the place as the both of you just stand there, wordlessly. You therefore decide to to the most rational thing in this situation...
>>62278372 Maybe lets consider being... chill to the ghost.
You take off your shirt and drop it in front of you. You extend your hand in a very awkward wave as you hold your bag with your right hand. You give a drawn-out and rather pathetic hello that dies out slowly as you continue waving, now feeling the cold air on your exposed breasts.
>>62212952 call him out on his bullshit, he clearly doesn't have eyelids.
You can clearly see he doesn't very much respect the fact he lacks eyelids as he once again blinks, his eyes widening. "What the fuck are you doing? I swear there's no respect for the dead nowadays."
"See, I got up today only to find out some dumbass came in here, left a bloody crime scene and didn't even have the decency to clean up their mess! Do you know how long it takes me to get rid of this? That bald mongoloid's been sitting there for five days now! FIVE DAYS!!" Your don't exactly know when your fear subsided as he was ranting but it did. The stories you read didn't prepare you for grumpy ghosts, to say this is unexpected is an understatement.